May 2011
When Girls Say:
“I don’t eat in front of boys.”
and I’m just sitting there like:
Dear future husband,
When you propose to me, please don’t put the ring in my food because I guarantee I will eat that shit.
He's got me smiling like an idiot.
bryantsupreme:
evangelworldorder:
Drake-...
Electric Love and Rhythmic Symmetry: Apparently... →
natural-eccentricity:
At each repsected time zone at 6pm
It’s the rapture
New Zealand apparently is catching it first. They have 14 hours left -dun dun dun-
Also news/info on le rapture
They old guy who started this mass believing shit looks like he’s 105
He looks like one of the old people in the nursing home who would put the oatmeal on his head instead of in his home
Dude got one foot...
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